What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

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What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet