What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

Outlet Jokes More Outlet Jokes

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet