What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

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What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

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Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet