What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet