Outlet Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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Black Life Matter Jokes More Black Life Matter Jokes

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.