Outlet Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

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A tangent.

What do you find in a rythmic bakery?

A-bun-dance

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got a pencil and worked it out.

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

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Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

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A painting only need one nail to hang

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