Outlet Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill