Outlet Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

A: Profane tanks.

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

Baby Owl Jokes More Baby Owl Jokes

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

Who's there ! Baby Owl ! Baby Owl who ?

Baby Owl see you later maybe I won't !

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece