What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up

What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...