What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.