What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.