Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

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When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

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Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.