Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

Red Sea Jokes More Red Sea Jokes

Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month