Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

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Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.