Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

Previous Random Joke Next

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

Woody Harrelson Jokes More Woody Harrelson Jokes

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

Red Sea Jokes More Red Sea Jokes

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)