What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

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What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

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What's it called when you remember a good meme?

A Memento

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month