What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

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What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month