What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

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What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.