What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

What do old people smell like?

Depends

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What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's?

To get to the other side