What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

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What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.