What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

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What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.