What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

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What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.