What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

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What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger