What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

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What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

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What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.