What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon

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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.