What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

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Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger