What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.