What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you call a neurotic octopus?

A crazy mixed-up squid.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.