What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion?

A Rogue Juan

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.