What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

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What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What do you call a Mexican on a hill?

Gracias.

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

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What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.