What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!