What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.