What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

When is a dog most impolite?

When he points.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.