What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the square breakup with the circle?

She wasn't edgy enough!

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.