What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Why are you so pointless