How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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What do you call a black man that summons the dead?

A Nergomancer

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.