How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.