How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.