How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

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Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.