How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

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How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

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When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.