When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

V Jokes More V Jokes

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

Climate Jokes More Climate Jokes

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue?

They climate.