When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

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A fly's teeny weenie.

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Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

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Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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They climate.

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.