When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

V Jokes More V Jokes

What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

asparagoose

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

Climate Jokes More Climate Jokes

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue?

They climate.