When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

V Jokes More V Jokes

When you are hit in the... - ball boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=rMMFHcRSjR8

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Climate Jokes More Climate Jokes

How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue?

They climate.

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.