Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

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What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

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What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!