Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

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What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Hi, Cliff "

How high are you?

Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?

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How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible