I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
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They might give you Hi-V back!
Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
They're not infallible
A: There are more ducks on that side.
There are more birds on that side.
It's because that side has more geese.
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V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.
There's more geese on that side.
It's because there are more geese on that side.
Does Wagner begin with a "V"
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
It's a never ending story.
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Electro cute
Because there are more birds on that side.
One starts with B and the otber starts with D
They knead dough
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
Give it two test-tickles.
You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot
