What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

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Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

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When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

A: There are more ducks on that side.