What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

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