Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

Why was Yoda afraid of seven?

Because six seven eight.

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

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What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?

Iron (II) oxide

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

V Jokes More V Jokes

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.