Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Ii Jokes More Ii Jokes

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?

Iron (II) oxide

V Jokes More V Jokes

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.