Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

Ii Jokes More Ii Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?

Iron (II) oxide

V Jokes More V Jokes

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

A: There are more ducks on that side.

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.