Ii Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?

Iron (II) oxide

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

Tsarbuck Jokes More Tsarbuck Jokes

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why was the scalar depressed?

Because he had no direction.

What is Rickon Stark's favourite band ?

One Direction.

Original Jokes More Original Jokes

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.