Ii Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?

Iron (II) oxide

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Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast?

Fruity Plebbles.

Delivery Service Jokes More Delivery Service Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

Tsarbuck Jokes More Tsarbuck Jokes

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!