Ii Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?

Iron (II) oxide

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Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany?

diepole

Tsarbuck Jokes More Tsarbuck Jokes

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "