Ii Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?

Iron (II) oxide

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What country is ill?

A: Germany.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Tsarbuck Jokes More Tsarbuck Jokes

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Sequel Jokes More Sequel Jokes

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

True Love Jokes More True Love Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain?

Pound Town

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.