Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

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What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!