Deez Nuts Jokes

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

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What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

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Why are bees so rich?

They have their own bees knees.

Why is it Bees Knees, Why not Bees Nuts?

Deez nuts)

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

What goes: Click. "Did I get it?

Click. "Did I get it " Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of black people?

A chocolate bar

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

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What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

How do you say unicorn in Spanish?

Unamaize

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What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!