Deez Nuts Jokes

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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Parody Jokes More Parody Jokes

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

Spanish Teacher Jokes More Spanish Teacher Jokes

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Why don't blacks like Tylenol?

They have to pick cotton to get to them.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

Bee Knee Jokes More Bee Knee Jokes

Why is it Bees Knees, Why not Bees Nuts?

Deez nuts)

Why are bees so rich?

They have their own bees knees.

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

Ha Jokes More Ha Jokes

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!