Deez Nuts Jokes

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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C: PU!

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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How do you say unicorn in Spanish?

Unamaize

What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?

Castanets!

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Who's there CD CD who?

C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

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Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

Why are some jokes so funny?

Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny -It must be the punchline

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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.