Deez Nuts Jokes

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most?

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Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours?

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

Spanish Teacher Jokes More Spanish Teacher Jokes

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Bee Knee Jokes More Bee Knee Jokes

Why is it Bees Knees, Why not Bees Nuts?

Deez nuts)

Why are bees so rich?

They have their own bees knees.

2 Inch Jokes More 2 Inch Jokes

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts