What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

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Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!