What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

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What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most?

LEGALIZATION

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

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Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts