What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

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What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

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What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

What do old people smell like?

Depends

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What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS