What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

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What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.