What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

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What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.