What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.