What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet