What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

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What was the bear's favourite pick-up line?

Hey baby, what's ursine?

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Who the clown use as his clown horn?

Who nose

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What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.