What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU