What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

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What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

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What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

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A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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Which one's yours?

I replied, "None of them... yet."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."