What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

Previous Random Joke Next

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Major Jokes More Major Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!