Major Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."