He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place
A change of pace.
Tell it to change its socsks!
Gutterfingers!
He had barkinsons disease.
How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid
I need to know what time to pick her up.
What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.
Grade A!
His grades were below sea level
I underscored."
Cell culture.
Too many cheetahs
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
