Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

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What's colder than ice cream?

ISIS

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

Dan Jokes More Dan Jokes

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

Buss Jokes More Buss Jokes

What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss