Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

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What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

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Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss