What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

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What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

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What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

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Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"