What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

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What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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What hurts really bad?

Frequency!

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.