What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.