What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

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What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.