What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !