What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

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Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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Where did Noah keep the Bees?

In the Ark-Hives.

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.