What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What bee is good for your health ?

Vitamin bee !

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.