Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

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What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!