Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside