Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out"

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.