What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.