What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd