What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside