What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside