What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

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What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius