What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

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What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW