Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

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Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running . . . JK! Rolling

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

Bmw Driver Jokes More Bmw Driver Jokes

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.