Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

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What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

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What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

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Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.