What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

Hummer Jokes More Hummer Jokes

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury