What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

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Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

Hummer Jokes More Hummer Jokes

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.