What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

Hummer Jokes More Hummer Jokes

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.