Hummer Jokes

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.