Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

Hummer Jokes More Hummer Jokes

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.