Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Hummer Jokes More Hummer Jokes

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.