Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

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Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

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Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.