What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!