What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

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What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.