What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!