What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

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What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.