What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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Redneck: Which one The river or the state

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What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.