What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.