What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

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What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ?

I Bruce easily don't hit me !

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

What do you call someone who is good at fishing?

A Master Baiter.

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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.