Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Waterfall Jokes More Waterfall Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.