Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion