Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.