Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

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Where does Amy go after the explosion?

Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion