Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.