Reuse Jokes

How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

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Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What's the worst punchline on /r/jokes?

I haven't got the faintest idea.

What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes?

sub-standard.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Nokia Phone Jokes More Nokia Phone Jokes

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

Nokia Jokes More Nokia Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

Explosion Jokes More Explosion Jokes

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.