Reuse Jokes

How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

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Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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Subreddit Jokes More Subreddit Jokes

Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Recycle Jokes More Recycle Jokes

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

Nokia Jokes More Nokia Jokes

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

Explosion Jokes More Explosion Jokes

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.