Scoli-isis
Aloha ackbar
The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.
A noughty one.
Herp-n-derp-es
None of them make the sandwiches.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)