Looking for Jobs.
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
A rottweiller.
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
No Escape
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
The lift attendants have jobs.
Lets get Jobs!
They both suffered the loss of one very important port.
They tell you.
Dilemmanade
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.