Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

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What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware factory?

To get a tight seal.

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

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What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth