What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.