What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants

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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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What does a walrus have in common with tupperware?

They both like a tight seal

What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.