What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

What's your phone number?

looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

What does Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.