What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.