What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

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What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

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Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug