Spade Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ?

Acis spades !

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What do animal poachers do in their spare time?

They go clubbing.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.