Spade Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ?

Acis spades !

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Where did you get it?

Africa" Says the parrot.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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A: Turn Rachmanin off.

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is