What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

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What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.