What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.