What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird