What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

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How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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