What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.