What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!