What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

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What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.